Dirty South

I just recently got back from a much-needed vacation. I went down to Tennessee (Dollywood, Graceland, etc.), so I'll post more on that later.
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When I got home, Rich and I were part of this comedy thing (for Pot Psychology) in Brooklyn at which Sarah Silverman performed! You can read about that here.
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Wet 'N Wild

Today, I wrote about female ejaculation for Jezebel. It includes the first time I squirted, as well as an explanation of what the fluid is that comes out, and where the hell it's coming from. Check it out here!

I <3 Drunk Sluts

I'm so happy that YouTube wasn't around for my friends to cruelly archive my sloppy, drunken confessional episodes in my early 20s. (There were plenty to choose from.) But I love stumbling across videos like these. I just have such a soft spot for this brand of party girl—slurring, swaying, and unabashedly up for any suggestions. She's alotta fun.

This Is What I Look Like

Me

So this is me. I did a photo shoot for Jezebel in which I reenacted iconic Lindsay Lohan images, like knives and passing out in cars and shit. Oh, and I also wrote about my rape fantasy for Vice mag. Check it out here.   

Meet Dana

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Cokane (red shirt) had a going away BBQ on Saturday because she's moving to the deep south this week. It was bittersweet—we had a lot of fun and laughed really hard, but we're all gonna miss her a lot. It sort of marks an end of an era. Everyone's moving away, or moving in with with BFs, or getting married. Everyone's growing up. Well, actually, not everyone. Drunky Brewster's Calisha Jenkins (far left) and Dana (the chick on the ground) are holding it down. I've never told you guys about Dana before. All I have to say is: Don't threaten her with a good time.

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