Making a Ho a Housewife

This is going to ruin my reputation as a slut.

Comments

[k]

whaaat. but...but..does that mean i need to find a new sluts adventures to read about?

[N]

Congrats Tracie!
Couldn't have happened to a nicer slut,
and congratulations to the future Mr. Slut Machine, you lucky boy you...

[Chelsea]

Awww..I'm so happy for you. I've never commented on one of your posts before..but I absolutely love your writing on Jezebel (and here too! I've just recently come across this blog).

What a lucky guy to have such a strong, intelligent and hilarious partner! :)

[Sara]

Awwww, congrats! Great news.

[Amy]

Holy crap! Wtf?!

Sorry, I mean congrats!! :D

[ldub]

congratulations - and, as said above, bigger congratulations to mr. machine-morrissey! he's scored himself a smart, confident, amazing writer, and that kicks ass.

[Kat]

Oooooh congratulations, that is awesome! I wish you and Mr Moz all the best in the world!

[ginevra]

being married to the right person (I call it being a one-man slut) totally freakin' rocks. Mazel tov.

[Jenn]

Congratulations!!! I read this and literally yelled "Oh my GOD!"...and I second ginevra on how being a "one-man slut rocks!" I'm really really happy for you & your mister :) yay!

[Susan]

Most bizarre feeling ever - really happy for you, but totally bummed that the adventures are wrapping up. Congratulations on the engagement, and, um, a job well done...

[AnnaTechnician]

Awesome.

And don't let your future mother in law worry you. If she ends up reading anything, I hope she realizes how strong and competent you are as a writer and as a person.

[longtimefanfirsttimecommenter]

Congratulations!
I read it and actually properly smiled and haven't stopped.

But wait, what about your Hitachi?

[Viv]

Congrats! :o) But I must confess that this news is bittersweet. The end of an era? And the first thing that popped into my head about this all was that it reminded me of when Carrie got married to Mr. Big. Cringe, I know. Not that you're Carrie Bradshaw because you're a million times cooler, smarter, classier etc! Regardless of pop culture invading my brain, I hope nothing but the best for you and the very lucky guy! :o)

[amanda]

congratulations!

[kdidy]

awesome. congrats. I'm really very happy for you. :-)

[Hannah]

Congratu-fucking-lations, girl. I'm totally happy for you.

[kate]

congratulations and good luck with everything. i hope we can expect wedding planning hilarity!

[beth]

huge congrats!

[olivia]

i luv you tracie. i'm so happy for you!!

[angela]

So awesome! It's so weird to feel such happiness and joy towards a total stranger, but I do.

I've read you for a while, both on here and Jezebel, and I feel like we've had some similar experiences (ie, I'm a slut, too), and I recently committed to and fell in love with a guy in a whirlwind month. It's a great feeling!

[Meg]

Wow, that's awesome. Congratulations and good luck!

[bees]

Congrats, Tracie! I just took the plunge myself a few months ago, and everything's gonna be great. So happy for you!

[angela]

i've been a long time reader but i've never commented..till now. congratulations on this awesome news :)

[Nora]

As a fellow ho-cum-housewife, I welcome you.

[Sara]

A new chapter! Now you can start writing about married life. I'm so excited for you.

Pretty ring and your dude is a stud.

[Laura GF]

I don't think I've ever commented either but how could I resist on this post! First, CONGRATULATIONS! I came to marriage in much the same way, lots of "dating" and then when I met my now-husband I knew that he was the one for me. He proposed two months later and we've been happily married for eight years now. Congratulations again -- it is SO AWESOME to know that you're so happy.

[Daniel]

Good luck in all you do bb!

[katherine]

major congrats.
the ring is fucking beautiful,
but jewellery isn't as important as the fact that you've found a guy you know is for you.
madd congrats, babe.

[Jenn]

I am happy that you are happy Tracie. But i won't lie and say that I am a little sad that this feels like an end of an era. Regardless I wish you all the best, and just want you to know how many smiles and laughs your blog brought me when I really needed them.

[little_lj]

Congratumalations... love the ring... and I think if you're happy.. I'm happy.

:oD

[will!]

congrats!!
i'm happy for you, but i can't but feel a little sad.

my heart fell to the floor
i legit almost cried

[Sarah]

Tracie!!!! Congratulations! I wish you the best of luck in your marriage, a happy wedding, and above all MUCH peace and happiness!

[mali]

actually this gives me hope - you're a ho with a heart of gold and a romantic under the tough exterior. as i am i. CONGRATS. worship your blog(s) and i want to hear all about the craziness that is wedding planning.

[Alex]

Morrisey is a bad ass last name!I am totally jealous. Congrats!

[emmy]

I hope you get divorced. I hope all of your husbands relatives hate you. You're a whore.

[emmy]

WHORE!!! Does your fiance even know that you have herpes and probably AIDS? I feel sorry for the poor bastard.

[emmy]

It would be so funny if you found out that you had AIDS just when you're about to marry that poor bastard. HAHAHAHAHA!! I hope you never have children. They're going to turn out like you. They'll probably be guzzling cum in your womb. You're a dirty cum dumpster. WHORE!!!!

[Emily H.]

Whoa, congratulations. I love hearing a love story, plus I've always thought being married must be a great way to get laid & drunk without having to leave your apartment. You'll have to let us know if that is correct.

[finkies]

congrats! you're my fave on jezebel... and i wish you nothing but happiness!

[Jenn]

Oh go fuck off "emmy", if you don't like tracie's blog then stop visiting and commenting on it.

[Erin]

Congratulations Tracie! I hope married life brings you happiness.. and kickass health insurance!

Re: the Magic Wand -- can you have a wedding ring made for it?

[That Lucky Bastard]

Aww I'm so sad. Actually, more accurately, my balls are blue. Ha.

So much for my fantasies of running into you out in Brooklyn one night, a night of passion ensuing, and being immortalized on your blog (I mean unless you guys swing). Oh well. Congrats.

[Lolita Hazed]

Oh my God, congratulations! Wow, that's absolutely fantastic. Best of luck to you crazy kids, you deserve it!

[Ugh]

Ah, so you're actually a poser. Underwhelmed by it all.

[super dave]

Delurking to say Congrats! I'm a big fan of your blogging and am so happy for you. :)

[Istoletheshrtbus]

Ugh, sorry you already have hater-commenters. I'm glad you found someone worth settling down with!

[Rbt]

Congrats!
For good luck you should have him tattoo your name on his back (Nic and Mimi style).

[marge in charge]

Congrats!

Also, you have great nails! It shows how put together you really are, Im jealous!

[shakera]

"i wear sequins to bitch's weddings!" but i wouldn't wear sequins to yours because i totally love you.

congratulations!

[mc]

I wanted to say congratulations, too! I have so many warm, warm wishes for you! Good luck, and it's really wonderful to see everyone excited for you, too. The internet can be nice sometimes!