This Is What I Look Like

So this is me. I did a photo shoot for Jezebel in which I reenacted iconic Lindsay Lohan images, like knives and passing out in cars and shit. Oh, and I also wrote about my rape fantasy for Vice mag. Check it out here.   

Comments

[emily]

FIRST!!!11!! LOL OMG. Yay Tracie, I am so proud of you.

[hypnos]

Two seconds. I'm surprised you paid him.

[disalae]

Aaah, saw this on Jezebel, nice to see our slut is just as hot as I imagined. The photoshoot was lovely, btw, haha.

[kate]

i'm not sure how much of a compliment this is, but i guess it depends on whether you like her or not: you look a little like lily allen from that angle.

hey, you did say you wanted to sit down and shoot the shit with her about male anatomy.

[charlotte]

(agreed on the lily allen comparison)

this whole "real identity" thing is jarring... take it back, my head is gonna explode

[Bukowski]

Yup.

I'd hit it.

[jill]

do i see nipple coming out of your top on the left breast?

[miss christy]

hahaha that is awesome!!! not to mention coincidental, my friend and i actually had that same idea about a month ago while we were drunk/stoned at her shore house, except we thought it would be really funny to use plastic butter knives:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1007295&l=38d25&id=501915003

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1007296&l=ed196&id=501915003

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1007297&l=8cba4&id=501915003

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1007298&l=8d63f&id=501915003

[care]

love the photo shoot idea. I also liked the rape fantasy article... what a tool! You always make me laugh/spray drinks.

[grey]

Nice! I could use more hawt sluts in my life such as you.

I gotta say though the rss feed for Jezebel is like drinking from the firehose - onedatatime is much more enjoyable reading on a schedule that won't ruin me.

[Amanda]

Gorgeous! My current myspace pic is my friend and myself as Vanessa and Lindsay... much less intense and not as well shot, but we did just drunkenly happen upon the knife so you gotta give us points for no planning.

[anon]

Tracie Egan- like from BUST magazine??!!!!!! no way.... if so my mind is totally blown.......

[merritt]

awesome. and I just read that article and was like "this is what I want to read in vice! this is what I want to read period." other things: I hope this doesn't affect your onedatatime posting, in terms of candidness (is that the right word?). Also, you are a lot... hotter or rather... different than I had in mind. Different and hotter.

[JRae]

Enjoyed the rape fantasy article! You ever watch Annie Sprinkle's "Herstory of Porn: Reel to Real?" She talks about her rape fantasy on there and enacting it in porn. So my question is: Do you still have the fantasy? Does it feel satisfied, or do you think you need to try again with a non-tool? :)

[kate]

Is that a vibrator on the floor board?

[Sabina]

Someone sent me that article and I just KNEW I recognized the writing style from somewhere...

[jenner]

Other than the fur jacket, GORGEOUS! :D

[Earthbound Misfit]

I never submit comments, although I'm a regular visitor to this blog, and today I need to say you are the most beautiful thing my eyes have seen in a long time. I am so in love.

[worst_1_yet]

Word. Here's to getting paid for getting laid. Hope the dough rolls in for you and your parents do not disown you. Figures Emily would be all FIRST!!! HEY 18TH!!!!

[deeyou]

hot! i knew it

[jenner]

I forgot to add earlier - will Rich be giving you an ANTM critique for this photoshoot? lol

[erin lynne]

glad i'm not the only with rape fantasies. & by the way, you're gorgeous.

[Daniel]

You're all hot and stuff.

Picturing you and Rich chillin' like villains just got a whole lot easier.

[kat hunt]

you are a hero! the rape article was brilliant. thank you!

[Amanda]

Gotta comment again -- forgot to say I loved loved loved the rape article. I feel like I have lived through the end -- the unwanted texts from oddly affectionate casual sex partners -- a couple times. Guys are weird.

Btw, we went to the same college and have a very appealing friend in common.

[cherryicecream]

ha! i just found out who you were early last week by asking people i thought to be probable mutual acquaintances. five days of smug secret-knowing later, and the whole world knows too. story of my life.

[olivia]

Hi Slut! All I have to say is: is that self-tanner in your leg or a burn?

[Shannon]

You are hot. And I'm a straight girl. Love the vibrator.
You're also brave to talk about rape fantasy- it's something I'm interested in but would never do.
Surprised you paid that guy full price though. And I hope he's leaving you alone now.

[The Ethical Slut]

Does your mom know?

[JJ]

so this is what i've always wondered about this site and now even more so since your identity is out there---do your parents know and if so, do you talk about it with them? or, do they know and just not talk about it? if they're not online, surely you have friends that have told their parents who were friends of your parents, etc., etc. or, maybe it doesn't bother them or it doesn't bother you? just curious.

[JJ]

so this is what i've always wondered about this site and now even more so since your identity is out there---do your parents know and if so, do you talk about it with them? or, do they know and just not talk about it? if they're not online, surely you have friends that have told their parents who were friends of your parents, etc., etc. or, maybe it doesn't bother them or it doesn't bother you? just curious.

[Jana]

I'm pissed at your parents for naming you Tracie - your now Verushka in my book.

[djDittles]

Hey SM, I can't believe you revealed yourself! must be kinda liberating but you fine just like i thought you'd be. Anyways, you inspired me to start my own blog, District Hoes and Woes, and I've linked you and whatnot. I JUST started it but I would love for u take a gander when you got the time.
ps Love your stuff at jezebel too

[purejuice]

oh grrl, i love these pix. like a true lady, you disclose only glistening black coq feathers between your thighs when alighting from your carriage.

love your lipstick color too. can you say what it is?

[Judi]

So glad you're not a disgusting skinny chick.

If I were into girls I'd wanna fuck you. :)

[not telling]

you are hot and hilarious. i hope we meet sometime.

[BC]

Wow, you're kind of, large.

[olivia]

you know what slut? i think i like you...

[skippystalin]

Jesus God, you're hot! Great rack, too!

Wanna get married?

[notme]

Very cute, I like your calves :)

[Jimbo]

I like the other pics better, very nice, I'm now a fan...

[T]

oh wait, YOU were the rape fantasy girl from Vice??!?!!? Love the ballsiness of that piece. Man was there some controversy with that one. That was some funny shit.