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This Is How You Ask a Dude on a Date Via IM

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I'm able to call him a cheap Jew because he is one. And he knows it. And it was said out of love...or deep like.

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LOL! Wow, such a smooth talker... hehe. ;)

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the mental image of wine in the vag. That could not be healthy....
Dammit, now I'm thirsty!

Nice Milhouse icon.

Oh Slutmachine..when you're not reeking of balls you are reeking of class...I enjoy you

so i accidentally double-booked tonight. how do i wash off the scent/taste of the other guy? wine in the vag seems like a good idea. i have like 40 minutes.

You know... I'm glad you're still posting even though your secret identity is out, SM. I was worried it would all come to an end.

now you are making me want a bottle of wine.... i think it was the wino-vadge image that really did it for me

hahahaha u crack me up slutmachine

haha...your blogs are funny.

i wish i was as smooth a lady like you.

Theres no mention of whether you put out or not....did you earn your meatball?

Slutmachine you are fucking amazing!

seriously, you are like the BFF i never had

i came to your page from Rich's (a gay that i wish i could call my own) and have spent pretty much all of last week reading your archives

it's nice to know that i am not alone in my worship of the Holy Trinity: Boys, Booze & Blow

keep gettin down to get down and if you ever find yourself in Los Angeles with a desperate need to suck down cocktails and cruise unemployed artist/musician Silver Lake hotties, holla at ya girl!

AIM: LushedOUT
www.myspace.com/dirtygibsongirl

what would constitute a big vagina? and ps, he probz really is a cheap jew, cause he totally stole the big vagina line from curb your enthusiasm.

..."vagina-wine"?

LOL @ dvia delux

"it's nice to know that i am not alone in my worship of the Holy Trinity: Boys, Booze & Blow"

Anyone who worships those three as a trinity knows they are far from alone...unles you somehow sit home chugging wine, snorting lines off of your keyboard and watching xtube?

Haha, thats awesome.

Being a man, I would totally go for a girl asking me out like that.

You are truly a master!

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