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LOL! Wow, such a smooth talker... hehe. ;)
Posted by: JRae | September 22, 2007 at 05:27 PM
I'm still trying to wrap my head around the mental image of wine in the vag. That could not be healthy....
Dammit, now I'm thirsty!
Posted by: EternalVirgin | September 22, 2007 at 07:30 PM
Nice Milhouse icon.
Posted by: Sabina | September 23, 2007 at 12:46 AM
Oh Slutmachine..when you're not reeking of balls you are reeking of class...I enjoy you
Posted by: Jessica | September 23, 2007 at 12:50 AM
so i accidentally double-booked tonight. how do i wash off the scent/taste of the other guy? wine in the vag seems like a good idea. i have like 40 minutes.
Posted by: zoey | September 23, 2007 at 01:40 AM
You know... I'm glad you're still posting even though your secret identity is out, SM. I was worried it would all come to an end.
Posted by: I Know Because of KRS-One | September 23, 2007 at 02:43 PM
now you are making me want a bottle of wine.... i think it was the wino-vadge image that really did it for me
Posted by: djDittles | September 23, 2007 at 07:07 PM
hahahaha u crack me up slutmachine
Posted by: JBrebis | September 24, 2007 at 08:23 PM
haha...your blogs are funny.
i wish i was as smooth a lady like you.
Posted by: taylor | September 27, 2007 at 01:24 PM
Theres no mention of whether you put out or not....did you earn your meatball?
Posted by: trevkong | September 27, 2007 at 10:39 PM
Slutmachine you are fucking amazing!
seriously, you are like the BFF i never had
i came to your page from Rich's (a gay that i wish i could call my own) and have spent pretty much all of last week reading your archives
it's nice to know that i am not alone in my worship of the Holy Trinity: Boys, Booze & Blow
keep gettin down to get down and if you ever find yourself in Los Angeles with a desperate need to suck down cocktails and cruise unemployed artist/musician Silver Lake hotties, holla at ya girl!
AIM: LushedOUT
www.myspace.com/dirtygibsongirl
Posted by: Diva Delux | September 28, 2007 at 03:57 AM
what would constitute a big vagina? and ps, he probz really is a cheap jew, cause he totally stole the big vagina line from curb your enthusiasm.
Posted by: erik | September 29, 2007 at 12:07 AM
..."vagina-wine"?
Posted by: Avatar | October 01, 2007 at 05:46 PM
LOL @ dvia delux
"it's nice to know that i am not alone in my worship of the Holy Trinity: Boys, Booze & Blow"
Anyone who worships those three as a trinity knows they are far from alone...unles you somehow sit home chugging wine, snorting lines off of your keyboard and watching xtube?
Posted by: trevkong | October 07, 2007 at 04:05 AM
Haha, thats awesome.
Being a man, I would totally go for a girl asking me out like that.
You are truly a master!
Posted by: Neil | March 17, 2008 at 01:05 AM