Vibrating Cock Ring On TV!
I could not fucking believe my bloodshot eyes when I saw this commercial on MTV the other night. It's for the Durex Ring, a vibrating cock ring. Yeah, the product isn't that great (if you actually use it as instructed, you have to keep the ween in you, no thrusting, just to feel the vibe on your clit) but still, this is huge. I love the idea of guys carrying around a Ring in their wallets as they would a condom. It's about time that women's likes and needs are addressed and advertised in such a way. (And, newsflash: Axe cologne doesn't do it for us at all.)
This commercial will hopefully work toward expunging the stigma associated with vibrators that the women who use them are lonely, ugly, and dateless. This is progress, people! We haven't necessarily arrived, but we're cumming.
Ok, first of all I bought this thing for my room mate so that she can test it out with her husband.(I like to use her as a guinnypig for this kind of stuff) And second of all, does this remind anyone else of that SNL Dick in a box song?
Posted by: Plusha | June 08, 2007 at 12:34 PM
oh THANK you about Axe. The only guy I know who uses that crap is my boyfriends younger brother who just happens to be in a new relationship with some girl who won't kiss him. Coincidence?!
Posted by: juliet | June 08, 2007 at 03:02 PM
I don't remember if this is the kind I tried or not (it looks a little different than I remember), but in addition to the whole thrusting problem, it also doesn't vibrate for long enough!
Posted by: Sabina | June 08, 2007 at 03:08 PM
that thing look like it would take the comfort right out of fucking.
Posted by: the cajun boy | June 08, 2007 at 10:14 PM
Umm..no... assless chaps, vibrating cockrings, latex masks with a tiny breathing hole - all those sorts of these are supposed to REMIND you that you're a freak.
Posted by: Joey Diggs | July 16, 2007 at 06:02 AM
I'm defs a big fan of the vibeness...I mean, some of us just need a little extra push to hit home base (sorry, for shitty dude-ish sports refs). But, seriously, if I could get off from senseless pounding I would make friends with a jackhammer, or take a little trip to the cheap-o laundromat. I guess the invention of the famed "Rabbit" and other dual-penetration vibs finally gave the hint, that if you don't want your lady to push you off because her puss is a little parched from all your senseless ramming, and that "Oh yeah, oh baby, mmmmm" has nothing to do with orgasm. So, even though I think, eeew Durex is the WORST brand of condom and smells like the doctor's office, or toe-jam, I am a big fan of a sexy ring. Mind you, I tried it and I'd rather have sex on top of the dryer, but hey, for only a few bucks more than a regular pack, it lasts longer than a joyride at the 24-hour laundromat!
Posted by: pantspatrol | March 09, 2008 at 06:40 PM
ohhhh hahaha i used that with my now ex... it was SO FUN! unfortunately i tired myself out grinding on it/him so i didn't get up to pee after and it led to a killer uti. yuck.
Posted by: Alex | August 19, 2008 at 06:35 AM
WTF is this shit? It sounds annoying, gimmicky, possibly painful and unnecessary. Ladies, if your sex live is that unfulfilling where you need your partners cock to vibrate then get a new man. And guys, if she isn't orgasming, then you're doing it wrong.
If my girlfriend came to me with a vibrating cock ring I would be quiet pissed off. Rather then tell me what I can do with my own god given body to make her happy, she needs to resort to cheap tricks to get off?
WTF man, wtf
Posted by: Madd Scientist | February 16, 2009 at 03:10 PM