It's always special when Valentine's Day falls on Hump Day. Well, I guess it's not special, it's just kinda funny. Actually, it's not even funny. It barely evokes a "heh"—kinda like Dane Cook. Speaking of dicks, I hope this one of Ashton Kutcher moves you. And for you fellas (the straight ones), I got a lil sumpin' for you, too.
And here's some tattooed bush. I can't tell if that's supposed to be Jesus or Chong.
Dude. It's Willie Nelson.
Posted by: Boober | February 14, 2007 at 04:37 PM
Oh. And Happy Valentine's Day.
I like to tell everyone I was conceived on Valentine's. My parents deny it. But come on. I was born on Nov. 14.
Posted by: Boober | February 14, 2007 at 04:40 PM
i guess i thought it was jesus or chong because he looks dark.
Posted by: slut machine | February 14, 2007 at 05:06 PM
oh the endangered american silver fullbush.
Posted by: care | February 14, 2007 at 06:07 PM
Maybe it's just people from Kansas who know about the Willie-as-vadge thing. The first dude was a hitchhiker named Lucky but that's another story.
I've been shown this picture many times and it's always after someone tells this joke:
This woman is a huge country music fan and one day she decides to get her two favorite stars, Johnny Cash and Merle Haggard, tattooed to her thighs. When she comes out of the tattoo parlor she shows her friend the new ink. "Neither one of those looks like Johnny or Merle," says the friend. "Of course they do. Let's see if this wino can tell." The woman asks the wino if he recognizes either of the tattoos. The wino replies, "I don't know those two dudes but the one in the middle is Willie Nelson."
So, you know, that's what passes for a joke around here.
Posted by: Boober | February 14, 2007 at 08:40 PM
that bit about the hitchhiker isn't supposed to be in there that's from something else i'm supposed to be writing whatever
Posted by: Boober | February 14, 2007 at 08:41 PM
Alright, this doesn't have to do with said post, but since SM is such a huge fan of this kind of thing, I wouldn't want her to miss out on this:
http://www.villagevoice.com/nyclife/0707,altman,75787,15.html
Happy VD, everyone
Posted by: Cornelius | February 14, 2007 at 11:13 PM
that was a really depressing read. even the author is mocking him.
Posted by: leia | February 15, 2007 at 01:53 PM
Thanks to your blog my BF surprised me with a Magic Wand and G-spotter for V-day!!!!
Posted by: G_gold | February 15, 2007 at 02:41 PM
Leia: Yeah, it *is* a depressing read. Part of why I got so depressed, though, is that the dude gets laid WAY more than I do. Sad, but true...
Posted by: Cornelius | February 15, 2007 at 04:44 PM
girl has gray pubes?
Posted by: juliet | February 15, 2007 at 11:11 PM
I'm thinking that's drawn on. The signature on the bottom right kind of seals the deal for me.
Posted by: random | February 16, 2007 at 12:02 AM
This is totally unrelated, but I have to say, I am very frustrated.
I haven't been coming to this blog that long but long enough for every time I try to show it to my boyfriend to say "haha! look at this?" he shoots me down with "I don't get it." How do I make him understand One D at a time? Is it impossible for some? Is it because he's a straight man?
Posted by: juliet | February 16, 2007 at 12:11 AM
juliet--
why are you still dating him?
it's not because he's straight. i'm straight. it's because he's retarded. but i might also be retarded. whatevs.
Posted by: Boober | February 16, 2007 at 10:41 AM
juliet--
why are you still dating him?
it's not because he's straight. i'm straight. it's because he's retarded. but i might also be retarded. whatevs.
Posted by: Boober | February 16, 2007 at 10:43 AM
congrats, g!
juliet, i don't know, my straight friends get it. maybe you should look into the retarded thing, like boober suggested.
Posted by: slut machine | February 16, 2007 at 10:53 AM