Off the Wall

Of all the salacious artifacts cataloged on parisexposed.com (currently suffering from injunctivitis), this is by far my favorite.

From left to right we have an ailing senior citizen receiving oxygen, Nicole Richie, Michael Jackson, Paris and Nicky Hilton. Kudos to Nicky and her tanning bed efforts. Her skin is 16 shades darker than either of the two black people in this photo.

After the jump, the runners-up—photos of a drug kit and a naked Cisco Adler.

Considering the baggie of little white rocks and the needle, I'm assuming this curiously strong stash box belonged to Richie, prehab of course.

I've always been confused by Cisco Adler's fame. Now I'm confused by Cisco Adler's balls. Why do they hang like he's 75?

Comments

[juliet]

ahahaha! Nicky Hilton, just give up girl.

[g]

oh god that is the biggest pair of balls i've seen in my life!

thats prolly why his girlfirend dumped him.

Misha Barton must have died from embarrassment when the world found out she had to put things that size in her mouth.

[corey_f]

Those things are just begging to be dipped into that glass on the table

[m]

Cool! Two weens in one day! How did we get this lucky? I prefer the Danza, however.

P.S. - Is Cisco going bowling with those things? And do you think that maybe there's a third teste sharing some sack-space with one of the other two? Because something looks a little... overfull... over in the left side of the sack.

[Blair]

Fuckin' A! I bet those balls feel mighty nice slapping against your ass whilst Pile Driving.

[care]

for serious, those are gross.
but his confidence is kind of sexy.
i mean.... not enough to detract from the extra foot of skin or anything.
also you may be commenting on this later, sm, but i gots to say it.
NOOOOOO ANNA NICOLE WENT TO SOON!
she just got her moolah. :(

[Neocon-Pincher]

What wrong witdat boy ball?

Somethin' or 'nother need tightnin'

[Derek]

For real ladies, once those new york summers hit, a lot of us get our meat thermostat looking like that.

That may be on the extreme side, but it's not uncommon to have them dip to unfomfortable levels.

[Claudea]

LMAO!!! nice snark slutmachine!
:D
btw thanks for introducing me to collegecallgirl's blog.

PS: I love the doritos add. I don't know if I'm the only one seing it! hihi

[Irish]

My Irish ass is in serious need of Nikki's secrets to looking like you're from Nigeria

[Kitten]

Wait... how could you neglect the Valtrex bottle?

[slut machine]

i didn't find the valtrex bottle to be surprising.

[Kitten]

True. But the chain of celebrities that are also likely popping the Vals if she is would make for an excellent post. Sort of a Six Degrees of Simplex.

[brittanylove]

haha, kitten, i love it!

[bettylafea]

Do you think that one could deep-throat those balls?

[kristen may]

Oh Fuck I've been warned of this picture why o why did I look!!! at least I know why I've been avoiding it for so long. He has motherfucking dinosaur balls, so gross.

[djon]

Good site - you\'re a pretty good writer.n

[Lily]

eww they look like the boxing practice things they use in old movies.... speed bags, I think they're unfortunately called...

[Sandra]

Google Stillstand? Seit gut einer Woche taucht kein einziger Artikel, den wir schreiben, in den Index aufgenommen. Hat jemand ahnliche Erfahrungen? Normalerweise dauert das nur 1-2 Tage bis Google die Artikel im Index auffuhrt. Gehts es anderen auch so?

[Ashley]

Slutmachine
Are you predjudice against African Americans?

[abba]

God, Ashley, what is your damage?