Younger Chicks, Older Cocks

According to The New York Times, Mark Hunter, the photographer behind the party site The Cobra Snake, is dating his intern Cory Kennedy—who is 16.

Besides the news that he convinced someone to actually touch his Kosher ween, eyebrows have been raised because of the response that Maureen Tkacik, the author of that Times piece, gave to Gawker regarding her story.

"Separate conversations with Cory Kennedy, Cory's mom and Cory's best friend Maggy led the reporter to believe that Cory Kennedy has never actually had sexual relations with Mark "Cobrasnake" Hunter, which would, as Cory's mom Jinx pointed out, "be a felony." Further, though this may come as a surprise to many bloggers, according to Cory's mom, Cory is also drug-tested once a week at UCLA, and has never tested positive for any illegal drugs. And yes, that includes blow."

(Side note: Is Cory's mom a Suicide Girl or Burning Angel or something? Jinx just sounds like the kind of name belonging to a tattooed woman who takes topless internet photos.)

Anyway, I kinda think it’s funnier if Mark and Cory’s relationship hasn’t been consummated, but I'd bet dollars to donuts he's seen her vagina.

I mean, you can almost see it here, and she's in a book store. (This shot also makes the no-blow talk kinda hard to believe.)

But when I was a teenager I would have loved to get fucked up and then fucked by older guys. Oh, wait, I forgot. I actually did that.

When I was 17, I dated (and lost my virginity to) the 27-year-old owner of an independent record store of which I was an employee. I thought I was soooooo mature. I just knew we were on the same level, I mean the guys in my high school wouldn’t spend hours at the arcade with me and have their own apartments/businesses.

But here’s the thing, my BF was immature and it suited me for where I was emotionally. As far as decisions about my body and love life were concerned, I totally knew what I was doing. I really liked our relationship, and I think of it in a fondness that I’m sure most girls apply to their high school first loves.

People always make a big stink about protecting teenage girls from the horrible, dangerous, disgusting land of sex, yet they let teenage boys run free in its sloppy, wet meadows. Since girls go through puberty before boys, and at that age are much more socially sophisticated than their male counterparts, it makes sense that they’d gravitate toward older men who are on their emotional level when it comes to dating. Especially when the older men are only like five years their senior, like in the case of Mark and Cory.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I don't think it's gross if 16-year-old Cory is fucking her 21-year-old boss. But I do think it's gross that she's fucking Mark Hunter. I mean, have you ever seen him in those short shorts?

Comments

[brandy]

Hi Rich directed me over and I LOVE it!!!
When I was 16 my fake name was either Jinx or Ivy which are both kind of sluty names so I don't know what I was thinking. But alas that was a long long time ago.
I had a boyfriend that was 15 years older than me whan I was 18, I don't understand the big whoop either.
But I would never have dated the Cobra Snake..ew.

[Heather]

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.

Agreed. I'm a dirty, dirty slut and I still wouldn't touch that hipster shit.