You've Come a Long Way, Baby Whores

God, remember the dark ages when our young, unwed starlets pretended to be virgins? Thankfully, those days are gone. In the new issue of Elle, 20-year-old Lindsay Lohan tells us how she likes it.

"If I'm going to give my body to someone, I'd rather them not be with other people, but I want to be able to (date) if I like someone else."

I think LiLo's honesty about sex and relationships is a much better example for girls her age than the unrealistic claims that Britney and Jessica used to spew. The experience you gain from numerous partners will make you less likely to be a single mom to some wigger's babies or have a very publicly failed marriage by the time you're 25.

Chaste makes waste, girls. Enjoy your vadge, and let others enjoy it as well.

Comments

[mina]

i agree, up to a point, but the "real" girls who worship hohan are all around 13 years old. i'm sorry, baby, but no 13 year old should be blowing her hot gym teacher just because some druggie slut says it's cool to fuck.

[toonsNtunes]

Another triumphant post!

I may make a t-shirt that says "Chaste makes waste"

Classic!

[chelsea girl]

I actually {heart} la Lohan, and I am neither a thirteen year-old girl, nor la Lohan's gym teacher.

I agree, with no irony, that one should use one's vadge, should one be gifted with one.

Lord knows I have both used it and been gifted.

kissykiss,
chelsea girl

ps. thanks for the madd hott linkage

[♥dex]

Seriously. What toonsNtunes said. Get that shit on a t-shirt STAT.

I'm sure you could even get LiHo to wear one if you sent it to her.

[HardCandy]

How about a 13 year old blowing her hot gym teacher because she wants to and well because he's hot?

[scadenfreude]

yea well i enjoyed my vadge and got the herp, not even at a point when i was being super slutty, but with a guy i was exclusive to, so i guess the moral is enjoy your vadge up to a point huh? stupid morals