80 ounces and a Few Blunts
A lot of times, I like to get wasted with mah gurls and watch Strangers With Candy eps or my Golden Girls DVDs, so we can empathize with Jerri or Blanche.
Anyway, when we’re spending the night in, just trying to kick it slow mo, our standard libation is a couple of 40s. 80 oz each, to be exact. And nothing goes better with some 40s than some blunts. It’s like the party-slut equivalent to milk and cookies.
Not all substance (ab)use leads to a sexual encounter for me. Of course, I might get horny when consuming my malt liquor and weed, but I’d be too stoned and lazy to do anything about it. Anyway, chilling with your gurls can be just as satisfying as a good lay.
So here's the math:
Turning our roaches into bong hits.
P.S. One of the bitches in this pic is Calisha Jenkins of my favorite band Drunky Brewster.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Posted by: Jessica | August 08, 2006 at 01:02 AM
hahaha, was the dog digging the contact high?
Posted by: Ridwah | August 08, 2006 at 04:00 PM
Is it not OK that I don't even need the 40s to justify putting roaches in the bong? Love the blog!
Posted by: Lisa | August 08, 2006 at 06:39 PM
Haha, yeah, she gets the munchies. That's why she's all fat in the middle. She's supposed to only weigh 10 lbs.
Posted by: slut machine | August 08, 2006 at 06:50 PM
can i come over and watch Strangers w/ Candy with you. I can roll a mean blunt. :)
Posted by: John | August 08, 2006 at 07:34 PM
I wish you were one of my friends! Well if you replace 40's with bottles of wine and blunts with normal joints (Strangers with Candy stays the same.) then it's almost the same.
Posted by: brandy | August 09, 2006 at 02:58 PM
you remind me of 'sippin 40z' by gravy train!!!
so good.
Posted by: melinda | August 13, 2006 at 01:49 AM
From one Slutty McSlutsaround to another: Keep it up!
The D, that is. ;)
P.S. If I ever come to NYC will you make sure I come correct? Pretty please???
Posted by: ♥dex | August 15, 2006 at 08:29 PM
A.M.E.N! tequila and hydro cigarillos, ms. blank and then some porn...ahhhh good times!
Posted by: MK KUNST | August 22, 2006 at 03:05 PM
man i think its cool what you guys do i dont know to many girls who seem so comfortable with themselves and chill i like it
Posted by: adam | January 03, 2007 at 12:43 PM
Im not a big fan on the whole slut thing cause i see it as unclassy to be so, but i do love the mixture of 40's and blunts so ima kudos u on this blog.
Posted by: Jason | May 22, 2007 at 01:54 PM
how is it that i haven't been reading your blog since its incarnation?
p.s. i have a dr. dre poster (circa "the chronic" from my freshman year of college that could really set off occasions like these.
Posted by: prudemachine | January 22, 2008 at 10:23 PM
Oh my god! Is it completely shameful that I've never even THOUGHT to put my roaches in my bong?
Posted by: RefusedParty | June 23, 2008 at 01:41 PM