Sucking Cocktails: Red Wine & Cocaine

Red wine relaxes me, and makes me all warm and fuzzy and less cynical and hateful. Sometimes, though, red wine can be a little too relaxing, making me all sleepy. That’s when some coke comes in handy. Afterall, I don’t see nothin’ wrong with a little bump or line.

Coke makes me chatty, but it also makes me feel all horny and energetic, enabling me to fuck all night. The horniness from the coke and the, ahem, orifice relaxation from the wine creates a combination that almost always leads to the same result. Shall I do the math for you?

Several glasses (or bottles, whatevs) of red wine

several white stripes

I won't shit right for a week.

What? Were you expecting me to be some kind of a lady? Thank Christ I only take it one D at a time, otherwise I wouldn't be able to shit right for two weeks.

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Takes one in the pooper like a trooper.