From the Opening Between My Legs

Yes, I love sex, drugs and cock ‘n’ balls, and while I’m a multi-input gal, I’m also multifaceted, so I get joy from non-sexual things sometimes. Like when I watch the Discovery Health Channel. I’m way into abnormal anatomy, little people, half-ton men, conjoined twins, tumors with teeth, retards, and babies born without faces.

The 1970s instructional video ABC’s of Sex Education for Trainables might just be that magical chocolate-and-peanut-butter combination for me. First of all “trainables” in this instance refers to mentally disabled people, specifically, in this clip, it refers to “Jill,” a downsy girl who is learning about menstruation from her mom, dad, and sister. What’s odd about this family is that they’re comfortable enough to talk openly about periods with a 7-year-old retarded girl, and comfortable enough to show her a bloody pad, but not comfortable enough to use the world “vagina” instead opting for the infrequently-employed euphemism “the opening between my legs.” Enjoy!

Comments

[John]

ha! i saw this a long time ago and shared it with some friends who obviously just thought i was making fun of the retarded girl who's obsessed with periods! glad to know there's someone who feels like i do....i love your blog ;)

[slut machine]

thanks! i think that every person is fair game to be made fun of, retarded or not.

[noservices]

HFS! Speechless...except for "See how it sticks to my panties?" I'll be hearing that for days.

[Darren]

I love how they go through everything at least twice just to rub in the fact that it's for the special.

I can also honestly say that was my first time ever seeing a bloody pad...thanks for that!

[Rich]

I wish I were retarded so that I could get a period!

[Shot of Love]

Who the hell uses those awful diaper pads ... she should have showed Jill all about the wonders of tampons.

[johnO]

Tee hee. It's not right, but it's OK!!!

[Renee Lindsey]

I made my husband sit down and watch this whole video one day, I think it damaged him for life :)

[Shannon]

Good LORD that was disturbing. Much like a car accident that you can't help but look at. The fact that the sister's name was Susie also made me chuckle on the inside. And speaking of Susie, WHO SHOWS THEIR SIBLING THEIR DIRTY PAD WHETHER SHE'S RETARDED OR NOT? No one needs to see that! Jesus! I have an aversion to the word panties, so this video was even more disturbing for me. That and the dad saying "a space between your legs". Ew.

[sara]

OMG I thought I was the only one who cringes when they hear the word panties!!!! It sounds so pedophilish

[Ridwah]

I wish I could get a "See how it sticks to my panties?" ringtone.

[Kelly]

I like how it begins and ends with her petting the dog. I'm glad to see that everything came full-circle for that little retarded girl.

[youdee]

this whole video is oh so quotable

i love this blog.

[toonsNtunes]

Whoa! It makes menstruation fun for the whole family.

So how do you do all that if you're wearing a thong?

[Audrey]

Ok who talks to their Dad about their period, even if you are a TMR. And who the hell shows her sister her pad?! Gross, thank the lord for tampons!

[Kissdahskye]

WOW...LMAO! It's blue on one side and white on the other....shit is stuck in my head. can't stand the word panties either. I think the Dad gets periods to...lol

[Filthy]

Oh how repetitive! Its sex-ed ala Teletubbies! Again! Again!

[Caits]

From this video I learned that after you change your pad and wash your hands, you should swivel your hips in front of the mirror. And to think I've been doing that wrong for all these years

[pissy elliott]

For a very long time, I had no idea that the little girl was ridin' the bus with my sister. I thought she was just ugly.

[Miss Kitty]

This is the weirdest thing I have *ever* seen.

Found your blog via FourFour--and now I, too, know why Rich loves it so much! Keep up the great sexy work.

[Ms Jenkins- if your nasty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMb22YTkyB8

[jana]

HOW FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

Your blog ROCKS

[Susan]

Oh my god...I saw this before on an Educational Archives DVD, but I don't remember this clip. That is so gross...who the hell shows someone their bloody pad?

I hate the way she says panties. PANTIES! The opening between my legs! They're making all this sound as creepy as humanly possible.

[KortneeBo]

Ahh! "See how it sticks to my panties?" Agreeing with someone above me, when she says panties it makes me cringe.

Did anyone else notice she didn't even wipe when she stood up? Sorta gross.

[NY Radical]

This is the coolest shit I've ever seen. Like, evs dude. So awesomist. Love midgets. Cheers, TB.

[Elizabeth]

Panties has always grossed me out... and the word duty. And moist. In fact I am adding menstruation to the list.

Panties... ugh, it makes me shudder.

[John]

Estou no �ltimo ano de Design na faculdade de belas artes de lisboa, mas, embora n�o tenha nada a ver com o curso que estou a tirar, tenho uma grande paix�o pela biologia marinha, e j� pensei v�rias vezes em tirar o curso de Biologia Marinha quando acabar o que estou a frequentar. Sei que vai ser dificil mas eu estou disposta a tentar. Por issso, se tiveream alguma informa��o (cursos existentes em portugal ou estrangeiro, etc) que me possa ser �til, agradecia que me enviassem para Muito Obrigada pela vossa aten��o

[Steve]

Abortion should be, should not be kept legal

[Novak]

wow hysterical.
I love how after the mom asks "Do you have a question Jill?" her eyes shoot up like rockets. Like, that's your cue!!

"I'm having my period now."

[novak]

err *eyebrows*

[Turd Ferguson]

I can't believe there are others who cringe at the word panties. I refuse to have my daughters say that. And did no one notice the hole in the little tards "panties" when she was sticking the pad to them??