The fact that I'm unable to come up with my "number" has less to do with confusion over the volume of dudes I've bedded, and more to do with being confused on who exactly counts. I've dealt with one-stroke jokes, brewer's droop, coke dick, and gay dudes, all of whom have managed to wedge their erections (or semi's) into me, but not long enough for it to make a blip on my *bleep*. So the question remains: if you only poke your head into a party, did you really attend?
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Posted by: Elan | July 10, 2006 at 08:29 PM
Dude, I have no fucking clue how many people I've slept with and not because I don't know who counts...
Posted by: Your Protege | July 11, 2006 at 04:23 PM
I think that if someone's knockin' at the door, but they really make it in, you don't have to count 'em. That cut my number in half (yippee)!
Posted by: ZeldaDahl | August 07, 2006 at 09:54 PM
I hope not because then my count is a little higher.
Posted by: megan | August 11, 2006 at 04:42 PM
I hope it doesnt count. I dont count it if the company doesnt come all the way in or comes in and kinda flops.....yeah lol. :D.
Posted by: cecejrg | September 01, 2006 at 01:34 AM
Doesn't count. Just because you pulled your car into the garage, that doesn't necessarily mean that anyone got serviced, mkay?
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