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I Like Fucking

By banging a multitude of dudes, the only void I’m trying to fill is the one between my legs. I promise you. But still, people’s attitudes toward women and sex are about as old and musty as a matured hooker’s vagina.

It’s weird, considering the popularity of something like Sex and the City. The outlandish sexcapades and locker room banter of the show’s shopping-bag swingers struck a chord with so many regular, unfabulous, suburban single women, proving that ultimately, the Cathys and Carries of this world aren’t all that different.

But still, a girl who unabashedly talks about her sex life is regarded in the same way as the notion that a freelance writer could stuff her Manhattan co-op with Manolo Blahniks—it’s a fairytale. It doesn’t really happen. It’s just not…normal. Or is it?

I couldn’t help but wonder—just kidding! I’m not about to analyze any of the shit I post. That’s soooo boring. I just want a place to revel in a girl’s innocent desire to be sinful.

That said, I love a loose woman. Not because of what she does, but because of why she does it. She’s being herself. And we all know there isn’t anything wrong with that.

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